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Michelle Rivas is the fastest person alive. I'm talking Marion Jones status.

I just made this blog like half an hour ago and finished typing some insignificant crap and posted it to Facebook with the extraordinarily witty caption, "So... I made a blog."

I go back to proofread it and make sure that I'm not a shame to Literature majors everywhere and I see that I have a single follower! You can't possibly imagine my excitement. I look over and there she is, smiling back at me from the little thumbnail.

I'm extremely excited because I find this girl hilarious. Well... her Facebook postings/blog. I'm sure she's hilarious in other aspects too, but I don't know her extremely well. A casual-acquaintance-I-wish-was-my-best-friend type of deal.

But... she likes me! She really likes me!

And of course, I'm extremely excited.